Are you a biker?

PO Box 540970
Omaha NE 68154-0970

You might be a biker if:

Your wife has ever asked you to move the bike so she could see the TV better.

You have ever had to borrow a helmet for your date.

You have ever left your wife at home so you would have room on the scoot for beer.

You have ever bought saddlebags so you could carry more beer.

You ever had the wife follow you in the car so she could bring even more beer!

Your best friends are named after reptiles.

You own 26 black T-shirts.

You consider Iron Horse deep reading.

Taking your wife on a cruise means a putt down the interstate.

Your best shoes have steel toes.

You ever quit a job to go to Sturgis.

You took the job to pay for the rest of your tattoo.

You have ever had motorcycle parts in the dish washer.

You have more than one peanut tank lying around the house.

You use your bandana as a skull cap and a gas cap!

You wear everything leather (even your underwear!)

Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.

You can ride a motorcycle and eat a wiener suspended above you on a hook at the same time.

Every article of clothing you own has the letters "FTW" on it.

You buy your 3-year old niece a Harley Davidson t-shirt.

You enjoy drinking out of human skulls. (private joke)

You take your little sister to a head shop.

You have your bike tore apart in your living room.

Tattoos, tattoos, tattoos.

Sturgis is your dream vacation.

You have a friend named FROG.

You named your bike "Shania."

The above were submitted by fellow biker and friend, Brent H. If you have some you'd like to share....send em in and I'll post em up.